Lincolnshire Voice

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict.
The economy is healthy. There are no worries."
Gordon thinks this time machine is alright.
I'll have a bit of that so he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he's just staring at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say?"
Gordon replies, "Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"