Complacency and politicians
By Lincs Patriot on Nov 25, 2009 | In National, Jokes | 1 feedback »
This is what happens when everybody is complacent about politics and politicians! and now we cant even change the tax raisers.
Tax his land, tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirt,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, tax his beers,
If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; tax him some more,
Then tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom ...'
When he's gone, do not relax,
It's time to apply the inheritance tax.
Follow up:
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Alcohol tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Airport Noise Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving License Tax
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fuel tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Property Tax
Provincial Income Tax
Real Estate Tax
Value Added Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
European Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
And I have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
I hope this goes around Great Britain at least 100000000000000000 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
1 comment
Percy Bysshe Shelley,
Song - To the Men of England.
Men of England, wherefore plough
For the lords who lay ye low?
Wherefore weave with toil and care
The rich robes your tyrants wear?
Wherefore feed and clothe and save,
From the cradle to the grave,
Those ungrateful drones who would
Drain your sweat -nay, drink your blood?
Wherefore, Bees of England, forge
Many a weapon, chain, and scourge,
That these stingless drones may spoil
The forced produce of your toil?
Have ye leisure, comfort, calm,
Shelter, food, love's gentle balm?
Or what is it ye buy so dear
With your pain and with your fear?
The seed ye sow another reaps;
The wealth ye find another keeps;
The robes ye weave another wears;
The arms ye forge another bears.
Sow seed, -but let no tyrant reap;
Find wealth, -let no imposter heap;
Weave robes, -let not the idle wear;
Forge arms, in your defence to bear.
Shrink to your cellars, holes, and cells;
In halls ye deck another dwells.
Why shake the chains ye wrought? Ye see
The steel ye tempered glance on ye.
With plough and spade and hoe and loom,
Trace your grave, and build your tomb,
And weave your winding-sheet, till fair
England be your sepulchre!
.......................
Robin Hood and his Merry Men were tax rebels, and George Harrison wrote a song about tax. There is an odd mix of the two here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYpAYWqiwo
But they could not have forseen this lot!
And don't forget CARBON TAX, THE WORST OF THE LOT! This is a tax on BEING, on existing. We will shortly be taxed on our lives because we are being viewed as pollution, as a carbon infestation on this planet, and we in the West and everyone around the world will end up with a draconian one child policy like China, to control our polluting numbers.
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